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Hotel Porn #4

Porn titles crack me up.  We recently stayed at the Portland Marriott Downtown Waterfront.  Before I started checking Hotel Porn titles regularly, I had no idea that many hotels, across various chains have the exact same films.  What a great company to work for — the one who sells porn to hotels.  Here are the best (new) porn titles from the Marriott in Portland:

  • Lick My Punk Rock Pu$$y — What makes it Punk Rock? A Mohawk?
  • TITTYPalooza — The -palooza suffix makes everything better.
  • Big Dick in a Latina Chick — Everyone loves a stuffed taco, right?
  • SexSomnia — “With SexSomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.
  • SUPERCougar: In HD — Is HD really necessary?
  • MILFgasms — Gross
  • My Mom’s a Whore — Who is filming this scenario? The “Whore’s” son? 
What is your favorite porn title? Have you started checking the titles when you stay in a hotel?  Have you noticed that many of the hotels have the same porn selections?
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