One thing I enjoy doing while traveling relates to hotel porn. No, I don’t sit around the room and watch porn. I do enjoy reading the names of the porn that the hotels make available to guests. Some of these are just so funny and anti-erotic. My recent stay at the Doubletree Suites by Hilton Hotel Anaheim Resort – Convention Center allowed me to review the options at a hotel that was new to me.
I didn’t watch any of these, obviously, but they still make me laugh. Doubletree even included a nice category to help you decide on what to purchase.
- Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores – Parody
- America’s Next Top Tranny – Tranny (I don’t think that’s the proper term to use)
- Legend of the Magic Taco – Wall-to-Wall (I don’t know what this category means — do you?)
- Beggin’ for a Peggin’ – Fem Dom
How fun are those titles, eh? There were several other titles available, but they just weren’t as funny. I remember seeing the name of a video at a Marriott once and it was something like “Middle Aged Housewives – They Aren’t Much to Look At” — or something to that effect.
Am I the only one who checks out these titles? Do you think I am crazy for doing this? Don’t you just love the titles of these “films”. What is your favorite hotel porn title?